Ohio Jokes

What's a weaboos favorite state?

Ohio.

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Where is Engagement, Ohio?

It's somewhere between Dayton and Marion.

What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!"

Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

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Dora Jokes More Dora Jokes

What would an anime spinoff of Dora the Explorer be called?

Swiper no Swiping

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

Capital Jokes More Capital Jokes

How are we?

was the capital of Wodesia

What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Cult Jokes More Cult Jokes

What's Elon Musk's favorite band?

The Cult.

What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!"

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?

Becuase atomic bombs are bright.

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.