Ohio Jokes

What's a weaboos favorite state?

Ohio.

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Where is Engagement, Ohio?

It's somewhere between Dayton and Marion.

What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!"

Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

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What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

What's a Japanese person's hangover cure?

Soba Noodles

Dora Jokes More Dora Jokes

What's the first place Dora explored?

The mexican border.

What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East?

Dora the EXPLODER

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

Cult Jokes More Cult Jokes

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

State Jokes More State Jokes

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.