Ohio Jokes

What's a weaboos favorite state?

Ohio.

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Where is Engagement, Ohio?

It's somewhere between Dayton and Marion.

What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!"

Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

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What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate

Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

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What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Who get saved?

The United States of America

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

a weeafood

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why do black people call each other "son"?

Well, you never know!

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

Dora Jokes More Dora Jokes

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!