What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.