What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)