What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

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What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

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What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

reasons unknown