What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

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What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?

A polo bear !

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What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

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Why are you Late Today?

Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

What do you call Bambi's friend dead on the road?

Thumpthumper