What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.