What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

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What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

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The active french armed forces.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

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Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

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What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

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Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

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What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

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What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob