What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do a man and a rubix cube have in common?

The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

What did one ocean say to the other?

I'm not completely shore, but it must have been pretty deep.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.