What did the horny frog say?

Rub-it

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Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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