What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

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What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

What do you call a girl with no legs?

Disabled.

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What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

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Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.