What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

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What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss