What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

a baaahhhd movie. ( )

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.