What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

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What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other?

Li Ning

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

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What does an Elephant use as a tampon?

A sheep

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons