What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

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How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

What kind of jokes does a priest tell?

Dad jokes

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Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

He could really get into the vaultz.

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

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Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands