What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

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Whats white and likes to shoot?

Kevin Nash

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard?

They both enjoy a good cavity search!

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What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs