What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

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Which elf likes to click pictures?

sELFie

Why do Asians like to have military time on?

So they can do math

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How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

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Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?

They have a good sense of aqueous humor.

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

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How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence