What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

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How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

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What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse?

She's the one with dirty knees.

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Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?

Because it was a play on words.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D