What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

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Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

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Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D

How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.