What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

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What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

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What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.