How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse?

She's the one with dirty knees.

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How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

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What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

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How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility?

She's the one with dirty knees.

What do you call a nurse with flat knees?

The "head" nurse.

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How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility?

She's the one with dirty knees.

How can you tell who the head doctor is?

They're the one with the dirtiest knees