Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D

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What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

A book has papers.

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.