Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

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How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

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How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

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What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

What do you call a belt made of paper?

A waist of paper.

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk