Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

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What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

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What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

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How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

What do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

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How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

What does a french sheep say?

Ca ba?