Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

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Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

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How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

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Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

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What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk