It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh
I ate sand.
Because of the sand, which is everywhere.
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...
Women's rights.
They both only really work on paper
ba dum tss*
Ba-na-na-na!