What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

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Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

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What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?

He ate himself.

What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..