What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

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Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

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What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

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What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.