What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

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What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

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Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

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What Did The Time Traveler Do After He After He Ate Too Much?

He Went Back Four Seconds.

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.