What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

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Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What do books have that Mexicans don't?

Papers.

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.

Communism Jokes More Communism Jokes

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper