What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

When there's a tampon behind her ear and she's looking for her pencil.

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

Communism Jokes More Communism Jokes

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism