What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What do pencils, poop and Golden State Warriors have in common?

They are all #2s.

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

What's long, black and doesn't work?

The unemployment line.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

Communism Jokes More Communism Jokes

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.