What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

Product Jokes More Product Jokes

What product of theirs is most commonly exported?

Newborn girls.

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!