What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Product Jokes More Product Jokes

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.