What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

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What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

What did the spanish fireman name his 2 sons?

Jose and Hose B

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What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

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What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit?

because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.