What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

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How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

Product Jokes More Product Jokes

What product of theirs is most commonly exported?

Newborn girls.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game