What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

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What is an astronaut's favorite meal?

Launch

What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

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What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

What product of theirs is most commonly exported?

Newborn girls.

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

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What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Look, donut seeds!

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Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game