What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

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Why was the Bears-Packers tie called off?

Only one side was game

How do you make a 90's kid mad?

The game.

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What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

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What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

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Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios?

A. Donut seeds.

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

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Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game