What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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Soul

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Launch

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Icy Dead People

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PokeMom

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Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

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They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game