What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Result Jokes More Result Jokes

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

What is the result?

A tie.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent?

A:With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!

What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

Trophy Jokes More Trophy Jokes

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!