Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

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Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

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What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!