Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

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What game do you play with a gospel choir?

Where's Whitey

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

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Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!