Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

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How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.

Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

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What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.