Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

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What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

What do bears take at raves?

Maully.

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What's your favourite colour?

I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue.

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

What Australian city has the most cats?

Purrth.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!