Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift