Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

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How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

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Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

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How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic?

Czechmate

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial