Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What is the name of a taxi service for bears?

Ubear.

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why don't tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.

What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

What do you call a group of kangaroos?

A Kangacrew