Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

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What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

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Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.