Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.
They have the right to bear arms
Coz the boys pants are all half off.
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.
Prison food
A Marsupial
They both can't ride a bike.
