Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

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What do you call the babies born in a whorehouse?

Brothel sprouts.

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

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Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !