How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like sprouts!"

Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

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What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

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What is a Catholic priest's dream second job?

Warden at juvenile detention center.

Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

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How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.