How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

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What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

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What is a Catholic priest's dream second job?

Warden at juvenile detention center.

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

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Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted?

T-REKT.