How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like sprouts!"

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What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

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Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

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Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!