How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

What do your mom and the Baltimore Police have in common?

They both like giving nickel rides to black men!

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What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

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What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.

What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

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Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.