How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

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How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

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How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.