How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

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What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

How do you get a Catholic nun pregnant?

Dress her as a choirboy

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What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.