How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

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How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

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Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.