Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.
Tajweed
Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant
When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.
Because beans always fall through the grill.
BBQ sauce
YAAAAAAAAALE