What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

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What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

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What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

What university did Lil Jon go to?

YAAAAAAAAALE