Forgive Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing ?

Soul

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

Bbq Jokes More Bbq Jokes

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

Hmm Jokes More Hmm Jokes

Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

How dare you say I'm dumb! Would a dummy get a 'A' on there IQ test?

Hmm

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"