Forgive Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

Forgiveness Jokes More Forgiveness Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Snow Tire Jokes More Snow Tire Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What's the difference between snow tires and black people?

The snow tires still work when you take the chains off.

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What do poor countries already have but also receive?

AID...S

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

True Love Jokes More True Love Jokes

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*