Forgive Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What sits down but doesn't get back up?

A redditor.

What do you call someone who makes horribly lame jokes?

A redditor

Paul Jokes More Paul Jokes

What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects. I'll show myself out.