Karma. (Please forgive me)
During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.
Karma.
Ask him/her to pronounce unionized
Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)
Any way you like, they have to forgive you!
Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly
He received a T minus.
Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).