What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

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How do redditors get their water?

From a well, actually

What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

TL;DR"

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What do you call a boat full of Karma?

An Upboat.

What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

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What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!