Terrible Joke Jokes

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

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What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What do you call a smelly man who tells terrible jokes?

PUN-GENT

What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

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What do you call a good joke on Reddit?

Unoriginal

Where does Ben Carson spend most of his time on Reddit?

r/explainlikeimfive

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What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

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What do you call disabled people that follow politics?

A special interest group.

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven