Terrible Joke Jokes

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

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What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What do you call a smelly man who tells terrible jokes?

PUN-GENT

What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

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How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

Merry Christmas Jokes More Merry Christmas Jokes

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

Luigi Board Jokes More Luigi Board Jokes

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

Moo Seum Jokes More Moo Seum Jokes

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

Testicle Jokes More Testicle Jokes

How do you tell if someone is ticklish?

Testicles.

What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

10 Year Ago Jokes More 10 Year Ago Jokes

Why is Reggae so popular in Utah right now?

Because it was popular in California 10 years ago.

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.