Terrible Joke Jokes

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What do you call a smelly man who tells terrible jokes?

PUN-GENT

What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

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What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

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What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What did the racist chef say to Lenny Kravitz?

Get to the back of the oven...

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Why does Reddit have so many reposts?

Because you already read-it.

What will reddit never know?

Victoria's Secret...

Moo Seum Jokes More Moo Seum Jokes

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

Merry Christmas Jokes More Merry Christmas Jokes

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite Christmas Carol?

Django Bells. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all!

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.