What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

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What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

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Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

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How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

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You give her a test tickle.

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What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

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What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.