Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

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Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies?

Your granny

What's the longest word in English?

smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

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What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

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Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

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What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

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Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

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What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.