What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

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What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

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Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

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The alphabat.

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What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles

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Ten Tickles

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Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

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You give her a test-tickle.

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What do you call a factory that only makes good products?

A satisfactory

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!