What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

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What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

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How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles

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How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish?

Give him test tickles.

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

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What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory

What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"