What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

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What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"

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How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

Premature Edraculation