What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

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How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

What kind of bees hum and drop things ?

A fumble bee !

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What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

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Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

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Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.