Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.
Because when I get turned on things get really hot
Your sister's hymen.
Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.
During Black Friday.
x-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam
You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.
You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.
It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.
He just took it in stride
Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.
He blew everything out of proportion!
