What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

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Why is it called Big Bang?

Baby universe was born.

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow?

Mooslim

What do you call a Mormon who switches religion?

A mormoff!