What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

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Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow when leaving?

Eyebro. I will see myself out.

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What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

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Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor