What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

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What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

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I got a filling, woo-hoo!"

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Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke?

Mark is black.

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

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What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

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