What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

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Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

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What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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What's your favorite Andrew "Dice" Clay Joke?

Including dirty nursery rhymes.

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.