What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

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How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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What is something that you never forget on a field trip?

9/11.

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.