Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS seamen.

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Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.