Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

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Where do shoes receive their military training?

Boot Camp

What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

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What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.