Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

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Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

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Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

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Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.