Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

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What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.