Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

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What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.