Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

Why Do Black People Run Fast?

Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair

Boiling Pot Jokes More Boiling Pot Jokes

What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."

Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.