Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

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What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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What does a greengrocer weigh?

Vegetables.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

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Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."