Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

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How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

When is the water in the shower room musical?

When it's piping hot.

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What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

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Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."