What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

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What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

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What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.