What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

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What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

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Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

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Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

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Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

What's the gift that keeps on giving?

AIDS