What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

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How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

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What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

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What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS

Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS