What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

A: She turned it over and used the other side.

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS