What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

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What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

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What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.

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Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

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How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.