What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

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Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

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What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity