What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

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What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

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Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl