What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call a vegetable that's only kinda cool?

Radish

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What's worse than AIDS?

Beads.

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.