What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

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How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

How do you turn tap water into holy water?

You boil the HELL out of it! Har har har.

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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

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What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity