What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

What's worse than AIDS?

Beads.