What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

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What's a machinists favorite song?

Turn Down for What!

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

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What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

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What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS