What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

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How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

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What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

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What did one turtle say to the other eel?

hahaha hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!