What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

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Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!