What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Who's there ! Buster ! Buster who ?

Buster tire can I use your phone !

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Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

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What is it called when a turtle is mentally retarded?

What is it called when a turtle is mentally retarded? Reptile disfunction. .

What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.