What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

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What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

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What's a Ninja Turtle's favorite equation?

A radical equation.

What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down