Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"