Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

What did popeye do after he turned black?

A: He made his own restoraunt.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A: A paws!

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.