Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Who's there ! Brighton ! Brighton who ?

Brighton-der the light of the moon !

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What happened ?

Me: I turned 13....

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!