When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.