When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ?

Ben knocking on this door all morning !

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee