Who's there ! Coffin ! Coffin who ?

Coffin and spluttering !

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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.