What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Hollywood Jokes More Hollywood Jokes

Why does Hollywood loveee to hire British Actors?

Cheap labor.

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

What do you call an ape that's both extremely frugal and fearful?

A cheap pansy

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Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

Contract Jokes More Contract Jokes

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

Cagey Jokes More Cagey Jokes

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.