Cagey Jokes

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

Cia Jokes More Cia Jokes

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

Guantanamo Bay Jokes More Guantanamo Bay Jokes

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

Why are you Late Today?

Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

Contract Jokes More Contract Jokes

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.