Because they're too cagey.
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Stop playing it cagey!
Because of his retractable clause.
Hearing AIDS
they smack my bishop
Because it's playing dead.
A really strong gust of wind.
A: They stop delivering.
Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
A fried Chicken leg
Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
A Shih Tzu
A cub reporter.
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
He didn't have the balls to do it.