Cagey Jokes

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

because they all refused to make sandwiches.

Hollywood Jokes More Hollywood Jokes

Why does Hollywood loveee to hire British Actors?

Cheap labor.

Which director is Hollywood's darling?

Michael Bae

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

a Shar-Pei :)

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why Can't the Guy Addicted to Brake Fluid Quit?

He couldn't stop.

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

Torture Jokes More Torture Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?

You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.