Because they're too cagey.
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Stop playing it cagey!
That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you
Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
Zoos
Because their Zoos ran out of room.
Because he was Snowden
Li Yung
WATERBOARDING!!!
Because they all shot pilots.
Because she'd never be able to learn the language
A Greek.
Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"
Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
Because they have a claus in their contract.
Role tied.
Just before someone screams.
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.