Cagey Jokes

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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Torture Jokes More Torture Jokes

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

What do you call the feeling of being a tortured insect?

Antagony

Guantanamo Bay Jokes More Guantanamo Bay Jokes

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.

How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

Hollywood Jokes More Hollywood Jokes

Why does Hollywood loveee to hire British Actors?

Cheap labor.

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

Contract Jokes More Contract Jokes

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.