Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
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You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.
Because he was a cagey bee agent.
Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
Au nevoir.
Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.
An astronut.
I'll be back in a jiffy
Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"
The retail store
How are you vealing?
Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "
Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.
Gnus papers.
Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today
That's not funny..."
A rabbit that says "Ribbit."
A: A reproductive organ.