What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

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Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

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What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

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What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

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What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.