What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

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How can you tell a redneck girl is a virgin?

She can run faster than her brother.

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

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What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

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What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!