What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

Previous Random Joke Next

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you make an internet addict wait?

I'll tell you later.

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

Wonder Woman Jokes More Wonder Woman Jokes

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

Dash Jokes More Dash Jokes

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.