Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car full of nuns?

Virgin Mobile

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

Dash Jokes More Dash Jokes

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

Handicap Spot Jokes More Handicap Spot Jokes

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.