Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

Dash Jokes More Dash Jokes

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Handicap Spot Jokes More Handicap Spot Jokes

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.