So they can park in the handicapped spot.
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Yorkies
Tulips on my pianist.
A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.
Remorse code
Re-morse code
A. So they can park in handicapped zones.
A: It oink-urs a fine.
Because he brought his own drumsticks
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
In a handicapped spot.
