Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.