Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

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Virgin Mobile

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Joaquin

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Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

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What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."

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What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Handicap Spot Jokes More Handicap Spot Jokes

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.