Dash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does Lebron use to high jump?

The Flosberry Flop.

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

What do you say to Aziz Ansari when you forget his birthday?

Aziz, I'm sorry.

Apologize Jokes More Apologize Jokes

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

Get Jokes More Get Jokes

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

Wonder Woman Jokes More Wonder Woman Jokes

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

Handicap Spot Jokes More Handicap Spot Jokes

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.