Dash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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Dot Jokes More Dot Jokes

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ?

The tusk fairy !

What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Apology Jokes More Apology Jokes

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?

All Apologies

Morse Code Jokes More Morse Code Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

Underscore Jokes More Underscore Jokes

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."