Dash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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Exam Jokes More Exam Jokes

What's long and hard and screws people?

An exam.

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam?

He couldn't get the saddest fraction.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

Underscore Jokes More Underscore Jokes

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

Wonder Woman Jokes More Wonder Woman Jokes

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.