Dash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH?

A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

What car does a Mexican drive?

A Quebrolet.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."

When is your birthday?

17th January. What year Every year!

Apology Jokes More Apology Jokes

What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)

Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

Handicap Spot Jokes More Handicap Spot Jokes

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

What's the best part of a boxer's joke?

The punch line Found in BL magazine