How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

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What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

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What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.

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What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What do you call a white guy with a gun?

A potential suspect.

What did the black man say to the white kid?

Put the gun down!

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

Cap Jokes More Cap Jokes

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !