How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

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What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

How do you know if a guy has an asian wife?

He'll tell you.

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What do you do with spoiled fish food?

Load it in the chum dumpster.

How do you keep an idiot busy?

loading...

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Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.