How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

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Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

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What happens when a feminist shoots a gun?

The gun gets triggered.

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

Why does Yasuo never get locked out?

Because he always "hasaki!"

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What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)