How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What do cheese and cancer have in common?

Americans put it everywhere!

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

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How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

How do you keep an idiot with RES busy?

loading...

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Cap Jokes More Cap Jokes

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.