What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

English Jokes More English Jokes

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

English Student Jokes More English Student Jokes

Why did the english student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !