What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

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What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

What's the difference between a tribe of wild hunting pygmies and a Women's roller derby team?

The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

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How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

What do you call an unfriendly American from the 60's?

An anti-socialist

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What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

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Why did the english student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !