What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist?

The C4 does something when it's triggered.

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What's Afghanistan's National Bird?

An American drone.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

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What do you call an English rock band that is high?

THE ROLLING STONED!

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

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Why did the english student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !