What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

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What is the difference between snowmen and snowomen?

Snowballs.

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How many Americans does it take to change a bulb?

None, Mexicans do it for them.

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

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What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

What is Black, White and Red all over?

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What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

Why did the english student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.