What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

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What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

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Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

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Why did the english student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !