Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master?

Obi Juan Shinobi

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How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

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What is Chalah before it's baked?

Judo

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.