Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

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What does an excited Japanese horse say?

Oshio des neighhhhh

What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Ka-ta-na-na!

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What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

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What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo