Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

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Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

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Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

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What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.