One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.
A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound
Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!
because then they'd be called bagels!
A plain bagel.
You can't ippon a Nippon.
Judo
so he could flip the bird
One, while the rest were kung fu fighting