What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

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What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

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What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

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What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird