What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

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Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

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What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

What is Chalah before it's baked?

Judo

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What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting