What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo

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What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

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What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

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What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread?

Challah!

What did the rapper say to the deli owner?

Challah!