What is Chalah before it's baked?

Judo

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Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.

Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Because he took the hypocritic oath

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What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.