What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

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Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Why did the duck get arrested?

because he was smoking quack!

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What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

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What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.