What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

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What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

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What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

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What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!