What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

Bait Jokes More Bait Jokes

What do blind fisherman use as bait?

Clickbait.

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

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What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What kind of books do fruit read?

Pulp Fiction

What's the oldest trick in the book?

The first one.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

Why are fishermen so good at geometry?

Cause they're good anglers.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!