What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

Bait Jokes More Bait Jokes

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

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What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A: A peeping tome.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!