What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Bait Jokes More Bait Jokes

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.